there's this guy i'd like to tell you guys about..
his name, you may ask..
well, it is of little importance or significance as compared to his character..
the first time i saw him, he didn't leave much of an impression..
it was as time progressed dat i noticed some, i would say, rather interesting things about him..

first would be dat, if the way a person acts or talks can be described in terms of watching movies,
he DEFINITELY grew up watching movies on fast forwards (x32)..
with probably no pause button on his remote..
probably with no stop button as well..
(or maybe he was jus born in a bullet train)

and if his current job fails him,
the next best job befitting him would certainly be a slave driver
(it's in his blood)
and no matter how estatic or euphoric u may be for the day,
he never fails to suck out all the happiness in you, leaving you a major headache as a souvenir..
(for all we know, he might be a dementor in human skin)
nevertheless, he NEVER fails to put a smile on my face everytime he utters those 5 beautiful words..
''that is all for today''

and dat, my frens, is my calculus lecturer..